Charmin Song About A Shiny Hiney

I've lived away from home for almost 20 years between being an adult and going to college.  I'll admit, there have been many times since I left that money was REEEEEAAAAALLLLLY tight.  But I have never purchased anything but Charmin toilet paper in that time.  

Specifically Charmin Ultra Strong, which I'm not entirely sure why that one specifically.  I guess I am concerned about some sort of disaster so I need it Ultra Strong?  To be honest, it's what we used at my parent's house so it's what I use.  

I'm not a brand loyalist for everything but if I find something I really like, I'm going to return to it regularly as it will be consistently the quality I want.  

But can we agree that this song is too much, or maybe I'm a bit of a prude when it comes to toilet behavior?  I'm not sure but this song makes me very uncomfortable and it plays literally every day during my show.

Please tell me I'm not the only one.

Also, for those of you keeping score at home, I needed to google how to spell "Hiney."

 
Ty Bailey

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