Picture this: you are waiting for by the Navy Yard - Ballpark Metro station in Washington DC on a breezy Tuesday afternoon with your python chilling out around your neck while casually checking your phone.
Yes.
Twitter user @VaradaFanClub captured just that picture and shared it with the internet. WJLA first picked the story up and comments started populating such as "Definitely a conversation starter. Makes the perfect wing man." and "Why is everyone so hissed off about this?"
According to National Geographic, pythons can span from 16-23 feet in length and reach upwards of 200 lbs.
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