Millennials are throwing shade at the older generations, and I am a little offended!

Thanks to a new poll, I have the Millennials' breakdown of the things we are doing that are a tell-tale sign we are of an older generation.

To be clear, a millennial is anyone born between 1981 and 1996. However, as a millennial myself, I would also like to say that I do most of these things and feel very spry and youthful.

As disgruntled as I am to report the millennials' findings, here is what they say are the "Top 9 Signs You Are Older" and my thoughts on each response.

Carry cash in your wallet or purse.
1. Thoughts: I thought this meant you were fiscally responsible?
Getting bills through the mail.
1. Thoughts: Sometimes paper statements are necessary!
Writing lists with pen and paper.
1. Thoughts: Ok, I feel attacked with this 'Lauryn's List.'
Describing a tune as 'banging.'
1. Thoughts: I can honestly say I have never done that.
Still being on Facebook.
1. Thoughts: How are you supposed to "poke" people?
Reading books.
1. Call me Belle from Beauty & The Beast. I dream of having an in-home library.
Talking on the phone.
1. I love a real-time phone conversation!
Dating in real life.
1. Swiping is for the lazy.
Eating Dairy.
1. If I were ever a queen, I would be a queen of dairy, a minor sidestep of "Dairy Queen."

In my conclusion, I think we look to millennials for advice more often than we probably should.

Do you like Lauryn's List and have a topic to share? Connect with Lauryn Snapp on Twitter or Instagram at @LaurynSnapp.

Photo Credit: Getty Images.